Don’t waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

The only way a guy should hurt a girl; is from hugging her too tight :)

Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

Anyone else Sprint phone not working right now?

It is mathematically impossible to have world population grow without using all of our planets oil resource. Think about it???

Im gonna go to staples and say “look at me now, look at me now, Im gettin paper!”

The cure for AIDS was patented in 1983 Google search: US Patent 5,676,977 or go to the USPTO dot Gov search patent number 5,676,977

When I was young our phones didn’t have internet, they had SNAKE!

School shooting in Ohio, hmm Not to belittle the situation but most intercity kids or residents dodge bullets just walking home and some die

Do you have an iPhone iPad iPod or a Mac goto iTunes store type Juan Too Big Perez and download the Sad Girl Freestyle Music mixtapes *FREE*

we goin o sckoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDHbtI5kunM

If you ever want to know what you look like to the world, don’t look in a mirror, have a child draw you.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman :)

LIKE if you’ve connected a bunch of dry-erase markers together and pretended it’s a sword….. but then it keeps breaking!

A lot of people tend to confuse bad decisions with bad luck. It's easy to try to blame something or someone else instead of yourself.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

When you’re stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS :)

Watching BORDER WARS National Geographic is making me change my mind on immigration I feel sorry for these people trying to get into the USA

Facebook is like school. There’s the cool kids, the intellectual rebels, and there’s always a rumor going on.

This guy needs to be on Americas Got Talent for real, Amazing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OasVtpPcjWg

OMG got caught cheating! Bustdown! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FR5nlkecCU

I bet Rihanna and Chris Brown working together again leads to some big hits.

Say it to my face, not through your status.

Reasons why I’m still single: ✔ can’t date the internet. ✔ can’t date my favorite celebrity. ✔ can’t date Facebook. ✔ can’t date myself.

A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesnt get jealous when someone has your attention, it’s because someone has hers.

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.

Should I have gotten a ticket? My truck is 7k pounds impossible stop in 3 sec green to red light http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wqe3qIzE38

You know I'm not perfect no one is. I can only live make mistakes and learn but leave everything in GOD hands to guide me through

Don’t you hate when you forget that you’re watching the DVR and don’t skip commercials ?

.... give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. (Romans 12:19 KJV)

I got a red light camera ticket I need to download the video from cityofchicago dot org if you know how contact me asap 773-370-6226

I need to download an embedded video from a website it has a video of supposedly me blowing a red light if you know how to this let me know

Nine times out of ten, when I say “on my way” or “be there in 5 or 10,” I haven’t even left my house yet.

If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Friend: “Omg, your parents are so nice!” … You: “It’s because you`re here..”

☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Helping Mario get Peach

That awkward moment when you stay trapped in your room because there are strangers in your house.

The Lord shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace. (ÉXODO 14:14 KJV)

The Lord shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace. (ÉXODO 14:14 KJV)

Whenever you’re bored send this text to a random number.. “I hid the body.”

Instead of saying, “I’m going to play devil’s advocate” people should say, “I’m going to be a dick.”

I use to like this song when I was a kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqep56MAl_o

Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.

Toby Mac - City On Our Knees http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlaKYbG5Bq0

What the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH. What I read: Touch when nobody is looking.....

Facebook is where you lie to your friends. Twitter is where you’re honest with complete strangers.

Watching Doomsday Preppers on National Geographic Channel is making me paranoid! I want to start prepping!

OMG GOT CAUGHT CHEATING LOL!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FR5nlkecCU

one of my ex hit me up she said she still loves me its been 10 years geez i must have done something right ;P come to big daddy woo woo woo!

Wealthy people miss one of life’s greatest thrills…making the last car payment.

Whenever I accidentally step on my dog, I’m like “OH MY GOD! OH IM SO SORRY!” and they run away. I run after them like “LET ME LOOVE YOUU!”

Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

...follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart. (2 Timothy 2:22 KJV)

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application.

3 blonds were driving to Disney World… The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home.

girl just got caught up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FR5nlkecCU

Arise, O Lord; O God, lift up thine hand: forget not the humble. (Psalm 10:12 KJV)

How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but wearable”

Say “I won a math debate” 5 times really fast!!! ....... Now slap yourself for being such a pervert.

iF ShE sTilL wRitES LiKE ThiS sHe iS tOo yOunG FOr YoU BrO.

Studies have shown that 231,823,764people are too lazy to read this number.

That awkward moment when you choke on water and it feels like you’re going to die.

Delight thyself also in the Lord; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart. (Psalm 37:4 KJV)

Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth. (Colossians 3:2 KJV)

Either my spidey senses are tingling, or my foot just fell asleep.

RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right.

Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

Scrolling down your newsfeed & thinking: "Dont care" 'Whore" "Your life sucks" "Song lyrics." "Inside joke?" "Needs a therapist...."

Need prayer? check out https://www.facebook.com/WordDivine

Life is short, but are you living correctly? Evil is real there is a hell. GOD is real there is a heaven. Where will you go when you die?

Dear servant of GOD Almighty, When you feel like you're drowning in life, don't worry, your lifeguard Jesus Christ walks on water.

Your future is jealous because you keep living in the past.

Happy Valentines Day Sad Girl 1 freestyle music mix by Juan Too Big Perez download right now FREE!!!

Happy Valentines Day Sad Girl 1 freestyle music mix by Juan Too Big Perez download right not free http://www.dj2big.com/?p=10

I do not blame Obama for out economic crises its none sense to blame it on any other president we need to blame ourselves for buying imports

Seriously how economically pathetic of a country we have become when the president has to "ease" economic crisis wit $40 tax break per check

Mr Obama instead if being concerned for workers in China you need to look at the under paid citizens from the USA living paycheck 2 paycheck

I would like to wish all SINGLE MOTHERS a very Happy Valentines Day @-}---

Everyone in the USA is so broke that Obama does not realize $40 does not fill up the majority of anyone car gas tank

Obama just said he helping people keep their Internet on by extending a tax break $40 per paycheck that alone lets you know the USA is broke

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. (John 15:13 KJV)

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Some people just need to change their status update to, "Needs Attention"

And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might. (Deuteronomy 6:5 KJV)

Music is getting to the point when a computer will soon win a Grammy Award for singing naked wearing a wig and worshipping satan Grammys Suk!!!

Grammy Awards Sucked! Its getting to the point where a computer will soon win an award for singing naked wearing a wig and worshipping satan

I just watched the movie Preachers Wife last night with my niece, I was telling her how Whitney Houston use to sing in church thats why she sang so beautiful, RIP Whitney Houston

I just watched the movie Preachers Wife last night with Whitney Houston I was telling her how she use to sing in church, RIP Whitney Houston

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Juan Too Big Perez - My Sexy Lady http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/dj2bigmysexylady.mp3

Today is my parents 46th year wedding anniversary. Amazing. GOD bless you mami and papi.

This is FACEBOOK, quit posting your nasty twisted-kissy-faced-Myspace-angled photos. Thank you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyuXucP0LWo watch this Elmo video it is funny

One of the worse things I have ever seen is a person be a drug addict if only you got addicted to GOD your entire life would change to good

Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

Just git out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with ""according to the prophecy""

Psalm 23

Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.

LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family.

Beyonce - "Halo" (COVER) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJUyJJT3Oc4

one of my favorit songs of all time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrC7e3vSv8

i like to return back to the classics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttAF-EJvt8g

is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she changes

Who else had one of those pens with a million colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfViifKGEs

I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special so I have her a helmet and some crayons

LIKE if you like food more than people.

I bought the StoneDine cooking set wow!!! Nothing sticks to the pan and you cook without oil I swear it works just like on the infomercial

Congratulations to the New York Giants Super Bowl XLVI Champions

LOL Brady made a big time boo boo!!!

NY GIANTS all the way baby!!!

Who are you going for in the Super Bowl?

If you could kick the ass of the very person responsible for your troubles, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a month.

Sometimes I have conversations with myself in my head and I wonder who is that replying

The 3 most common lies on the internet:
1. I have read and agreed to the terms of service.
2. Status: Offline.
3. I am over 18.

JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ flashback mixtape June 2008 http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/061108.mp3

I force my dogs to watch animal abuse commercials just to show them how good they have it.

SAD GIRL 1 FREESTYLE MUSIC MIX by JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl1a.mp3

SAD GIRL 3 FREESTYLE MUSIC MIX by JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl3a.mp3

In the mood for some freestyle music had to listen to the best JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl5a.mp3

The police officer that shot and killed a autism child in Calumet city needs to be fired today!

I tried being vegetarian, did it for an year. I was all good until i craved pizza :(

The first thing you say at the drive thru windows is, "Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhmmm."

Do you believe in GOD? The one in the Holy Bible that created the Heavens and the Earth that sent his son Jesus Christ to die for our sins. I Juan J Perez aka Juan Too Big Perez believe in GOD and I accept Jesus Christ as my LORD and SAVIOR.

at AToToNILcO on 26st in Chicago with my parents about to max on. Torta De Lengua yummy!!!