Lesson of the Day: This is your ass (_._) This is your ass in prison (_O_) . Any questions? Just say no to crime...

LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes...

I wish people were like money so I could hold them to the light to see which ones are real.

Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.