Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun. Fall in love. Regret nothing, and don’t let people bring you down.
and I thought i was weird http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Reqi0LKMU88
Facebook = 100Billion Members = 800million $125 per member I have 9000+ friends my Facebook is worth $1,125,000 anyone want to buy it? LMAO!
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Monday, January 30, 2012

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I like Chicago CBS news Bill Kurtis and Walter Jacobson rocks!!!
Im bored, so im considering dressing as the grim reaper & tapping on the windows of the retirement home & waving to the residents for fun
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Sunday, January 29, 2012

You laugh because Im different, I laugh because you are all the same :D
Add me on twitter JuanTooBigPerez
Wyclef Jean featuring Mary J. Blige - 911 ft. Mary J. Blige http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiNRIR8tjFc
R.Kelly feat. Sparkle Be Careful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x86tostIKE
God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him.
R. Kelly - I Wish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8CXUzepL6k
If you took a Facebook IQ Test and it determined you’re a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the result

Saturday, January 28, 2012

If your significant other claims they never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes.
Christina Aguilera snapped at Etta James Funeral http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aviEAI_NgYc
PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like.
TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like.
RON PAUL wants to secure the United States borders with our troops by bringing them home. Get informed RonPaul2012dotCom
RON PAUL wants to secure the United States borders with our troops by bringing them home. Get informed RonPaul2012dotCom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vykq1fm8hmo
I luv the rhythm to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JEdf7XsV5g
They broke up. Here come the depressing Twitter & Facebook statuses.
Ok I'm starting to learn how to use twitter I kind of get it but I kinda don't....

Friday, January 27, 2012

Man does not live on bread alone but on every word that comes from the mouth of the LORD.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

I'm watching the Presidential debate on CNN and Ron Paul is destroying all the candidates . With an open mind check out RonPaul2012 dotCom
I BELIEVE in the RƎVO˩UTION check out RonPaul2112 dotCom he wants to lower taxes cut excess spending by a trillion bring back all our troops plus make marijuana legal use are armed forces to protect our borders reform education and immigration RON PAUL for President!
I BELIEVE in the RƎVO˩UTION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr2KV50BKQQ

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

excuse my language but this is fked up!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRPldELzZXA
All I have in the world is my balls and my word...
LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods.
A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons. 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Eating at ROSATI'S they snapped opened a new restaurant Carpentersville at the old rt25 Village Pizza location $8 buffet OMG it is good food
Be not wise in thine own eyes: fear the LORD, and depart from evil. Prv 3:7
Facebook needs a “Drama of the day” section in my news feed.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

GO CHICAGO BEARS!!! Maybe if I start now they will be in the Super Bowl next year :)
wow!!! I just saw an Abortion Surviver speak on FOX News. Her mom aborted her but she survived!!!
Milli Vanilli - Girl, I'm gonna Miss You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZG-VvlErJY
Being a STALKER was sexy in the 80s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZcqBgCS74

Saturday, January 21, 2012

RON PAUL for President 2012 Audit the Federal Reserve Lower the debt 1Trillion Reform Education Legalize Marijuana goto RONPAUL2012dotCom
RON PAUL 2012 for President the R[∃vo˩]ution begins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wefrj6gCxGg
Jon Secada- Just Another Day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yfu9egNOdA

Friday, January 20, 2012

If your a dad I really recommend you watch the movie COURAGEOUS it is very good
You will never find the right person, if you never let go of the wrong one :)
Since its finally really snowing in Chicago I feel like hanging Christmas lights :)

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Since when did bathrooms become photobooths?
To Like Your Own Status Or Picture On Facebook Is Like High-Fiving Yourself!!!
FYI: New SOPA law, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him. GET INFORMED!!!
Leviticus 18

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Wealth maketh many friends; but the poor is separated from his neighbour. Prv 19:4
IF THESE LAWs PASS I CAN'T GIVE AWAY ANYMORE JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ MIXTAPES the Protect IP Act (PIPA) Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) goto GOOGLEdotCom click the GOOGLE logo to Oppose these laws
Santana, Everlast - Put Your Lights On http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5di5EhZshdQ
I wash d movie Carlito's Way las ni and 2day i fine mysef ttoking wit n ax sen
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Pisces and she's a bitch.
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation for the local school swimming pool, I went away came back with a cup of water. Is that wrong?

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

You think you big time!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSVi45vfA6o THE ONE.
LIKE if you've tried to have a diary but failed epically.
I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.

Monday, January 16, 2012

This was the #1 song on the charts when I born
Roberta Flack - Killing Me Softly With His Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpNdMIAnKko
‎1. Find the song that was #1 the week you were born.
2. Find that song on YouTube.
3. Post it to your Facebook Timeline/Wall without shame.
4. Share your results here in the comments, too.
I'm not fat. My stomach is in 3D.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

was singing "I Believe I Can Fly" as I tried to dunk a ball, failed :'(
sometimes things are worth saying so say them sometimes things are worth doing so do them life is short so live it but know there is a GOD
A relationship should be between (^__^) & (^__^) NOT (^__^) & (^__^) +++ (-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-) + FACEBOOK
3 solutions to every problem: accept it, change it, leave it. If you can't accept it, change it. If you can't change it, leave it.
Girls, at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture in there...
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhLGrSAOwRU
I was checking out my MySpace earlier wow what a flashback looking through all the old comments many of you have followed me for years ty
I have not gone to church in a while maybe i will go today

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Ladies, life is short. So buy the shoes!
:D i wanna roll around in the snow become a snowman. When someone passes by walking I want to scream and scare the shhh out of them LOL!!

Friday, January 13, 2012

LIKE if you yell at your phone or computer as if it can actually understand you.
There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it. I tried but everyone from MySpace joined Facebook!
Womans Rule Book: If your man has a choice between you and her, let him choose her because if he really loved you there wouldn't be a choice

Thursday, January 12, 2012

The doctor told my mom to abort me because she was older had complications and could die my mother first went to church when I was in her womb I lived so did my mother
Do you receive tips at your job? Do you believe that your tips should not be taxed? RON PAUL wants to end taxes on all tips. Get Informed RonPaul2012DotCom RON PAUL for President 2012
I need a job, Chase Bank said they would hire me if I got 100 people to like this post
Be Free!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3hAYbiusQM
I applied at Chase Bank they said I had to many people following me on Facebook :/ what the heck does that mean???
Real situations always expose fake people.
This is FACEBOOK, quit posting your nasty twisted-kissy-faced-Myspace-angled photos. Thank you.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

When a woman holds her worth a man is willing to pay the price to keep her. When a woman is easy she has no worth to him just like a lost penny.
What kind of world are we living in that workers a a plant tha make Apple and Microsoft products have to commit suicide to get a pay raise!!
Girls love bad boys. Women love good men….
A young woman asks GOD, "How can I find the right man for me?" GOD answered, "Don't worry about finding the right man, concentrate on becoming the right woman for the righteous man."
For we walk by faith, not by sight 2Cor 5:7

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

I do not avenge my enemies they deal with my Lord GOD Almighty... note to my enemies have fun dealing with GOD. Romans 12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.
I'm changing my Dj name from Juan Too Big Perez to “Free Beer” because when people see a sign that says “Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM” everyone is going to be there.
 Mathew 6:  19 “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.
Someone egged my brand new Ford Expedition All I want to say to you whomever you are GOD bless you! Material things dont mean anything to me
A happy heart makes the face cheerful, but heartache crushes the spirit. Prv 15:13

Monday, January 09, 2012

RON PAUL for President 2012 Audit the Federal Reserve Legalize Marijuana Lower the debt 1Trillion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rv0Z5SNrF4
The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.
Eamon - F**k It http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYwyaCd8MyI
Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ SAD GIRL 2 FREESTYLE MUSIC MIX http://www.dj2big.com/?p=13
OMG I'm at La Rosita in Palatine and the Gorditas De Asada are flame!!!
Love isn’t complicated, people are.
I need a job. I wonder where I can find one... I got to make at least 100k a year pretend to do something, hmmm I should be a politician?
Psalm 23

Sunday, January 08, 2012

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
John 3:16
I cannot see myself voting for someone named Mittens, President Mittens Romney does not even sound right, google RON PAUL 2012 get informed!
“WHEN I WAS DRAFTED, I WAS MARRIED AND HAD TWO KIDS, AND I WENT.” -RON PAUL, Presidential Debate Jan. 7, 2012
Late at night when you feel like you are alone and no one is there, GOD is there.

Saturday, January 07, 2012

ask yourself: who has the most integrity? who has been consistent with his position and beliefs? who has been married and stayed loyal for 50+ years? who is the most educated in terms of economics, foreign policy, understanding of the military (especially air force) and has been a physician that delivered more than 4,000 babies? The church hospital he worked at has never turned a patient down.. Yet you trust all the other candidates more... why, because they say what you want to hear? vote RON PAUL 2012 for President
USA citizens can be arrested and detained against the law of our Constitution without due process http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxSVt1R4Iws
RON PAUL live on ABC Presidential debate right now!!! Watch listen and learn.
Join the new AMERICAN RƎVO˩UTION vote for RON PAUL for President 2012 END the FEDERAL RESERVE cut 4TRILLION in DEBT abolish The PATRIOT ACT and restore THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION
Democrats Abandon Obama For Ron Paul http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6M4IW2jExI
Do Black Americans Believe Ron Paul Is Racist? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej5_rZof7MA
“I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life
SEND A MESSAGE TO HYPOCRITE POLITICIANS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExwqY7Wiiig
http://youtu.be/eD_ybaXhXno
I want to wish my beautiful and wonderful sister Minerva a happy birthday GOD bless you always

Friday, January 06, 2012

My vet said I should have both both my Shihtzu Chico and Baby Bella fixed Anyone have both a female and male dog not fixed in your home?
At some point you have to realize that some people can stay your heart but not your life
At some point you have to realize that so e people can stay your heart but not your life
We can live without oil but we cannot live without water, mark my words the price of water is going to skyrocket!
END THE WAR that is making the USA go broke!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUTYL8HfCGo
RON PAUL wants to legalize Marijuana RONPAUL2012DotCom get informed!!! RON PAUL for President 2012
JON STEWART IS HILARIOUS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb5aGgQXhXo
Doctor RON PAUL for President a man who is not selfish cares for America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rv0Z5SNrF4
OMG I forgot about Los Tres Reyes Magos "Three Kings" tonight I'm on a mission right now to buy dolls candy and gifts for my nieces Tio work is never done :)

Thursday, January 05, 2012

RON PAUL will not take a salary higher than $39,000 per year when he is President wow!!! RON PAUL 2012 "PLAN TO RESTORE AMERICA" This is the kind of integrity and fiscal responsibility we need
RON PAUL probably the only congressman in history who refused his pension plan after congress RON PAUL for President goto RonPaul2012 DotCom
I have bought As Seen On Tv products and they all work as advertised. Oreck Vacuum, NuWave Oven and Orgreenic Pan set. Late night boredom :)
C'mon everyone, donate! Every penny helps! :D Let's Restore America! c: We can do this, we're almost there! We all need to band together and make this happen. ♥ (And if you cannot donate, help spread the word to friends & family about Ron Paul!) https://secure.ronpaul2012.com/
Fact: The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
I never get jealous when I see my EX with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate :)
Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you…
CNN disrespects America Soldier wow!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cucTgJs6ZfY
If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Shaving my back, then my butt, then my legs... holla at me if u want a souvenir
If your interested in the united States being a world leader again look at RON PAUL for President 2012 he has a good plan impeccable record
THIS COLLEGE COURSE IS NOW REQUIRED FOR EVERY UNITED STATES CITIZEN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2rMnov4Ae8
When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen...
LIKE if you remember going to someones MySpace page and a horrible song would start playing loud and you will go crazy to shut it off!!!
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction. Prv 1:7

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

OMG!!! THIS MADE ME SICK!!!
RON PAUL 2012 I BELIEVE!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr2KV50BKQQ
Facebook needs the following 3 buttons: “Dislike”, “Who cares?”, “Are you stupid?”
RON PAUL 2012 for President

Monday, January 02, 2012

OMG I literally just woke up recovered from New Years Eve actually feel good :) was sleeping in and out since I got home Sunday morning ahhh Where the party at tonight :D
Wishing you a Happy New Year and GOD Bless You in all aspects of your life.

Sunday, January 01, 2012

I love finding money in my clothes.....its like a gift from me.. to me.
How many haters does it take to change a light bulb? None, They fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
My Shihtzu Chico and Baby Bella play fighting aww http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6smSproBJFY
Dallas Cowboys or New York Giants
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me... they were cramming for their finals.
Having the love of your life break up w/ u & say u can still be friends is like having your dog die & your mom saying u can still keep it.