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But he knoweth the way that I take: when he hath tried me, I shall come forth as gold. (Job 23:10 KJV)

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Nothing says “I suck at technology” more than a sideways profile picture.

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Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.

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I asked my trainer which machine at the gym I should use to impress beautiful women…he pointed outside & said “The ATM machine”

If he knows what size underwear you wear but not your ring size....Ladies you did something outta order!

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Whenever my EX shows up in my Facebook feed, I think “I am so glad I'm the one that got away.” :)

Such a beautiful day that the LORD has made...

Such a beautiful day that the LORD had made.

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When you’re walking then start texting and walk slower and slower and slower til you’re just standing there texting.

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If you keep looking back at the one who doesn’t deserve you, you may miss the one you deserve.

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A life without dreaming, is a life without meaning.

Common sense is a lot like deodorant. The people who need it most, never use it.

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One day, someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.

When people see you as a competition, you already won.

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Whenever you think about giving up, think about why you’ve kept going for this long.

one of my favorite songs Bette Davis Eyes - Kenneth Pattengale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1slsMyGvU_Y

Why is it that when you turn someone down, all of a sudden the supposed love they have for you turns into evil anger and hatred toward you?

I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally butt dialed me.

Thank you everyone that wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday i did try to reply to everyone but I got over 1000 birthday wishes thank you :)

I feel so loved today. I am getting lots of birthday wishes ☺

Thank you GOD for another year of life. I have been blessed with so much. Best gift ever, You created me perfect. Thank you LORD.